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Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection

Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection

NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.
They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.
The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.
Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.
Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.
Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

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Another article I found about this same story said that he had also asked his lawyer to check about changing his surname to Woodie.......
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What was the name of that drink?

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South American Black Widow venom has the same great effect. Well… that, followed by vomiting and convulsions leading to coma.
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What he's not telling you is A) the story was written about his wife, and B) he slipped a cock ring on 'her' in the middle of the night without her knowing about it. Of course she couldn't see it beneath the equatorial boundary of her gut, but was alerted to the problem when she couldn't hit the toilet while shaking the morning dew off of her lillies.

Typical traitor to divert blame for his own actions to something harmless.
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Originally Posted by Jakarta Expat
Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" ......
I am reminded of a smoker I saw at a midnight movie screening at a drive-in a long time ago in a Galaxie far, far away. Actually it was an LTD but that's close enough.

Best line of the movie was at the end after Jane gets raped by Cheetah and exclaims,
"Gorilla cum! Ick!"

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