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Paris checks into the Hoosegow Hilton



The burning issue of our time... Will she turn this experience into an episode of The Simple Life? Or a new show called The Simpleton's Life?

My Way News - Paris Hilton Checks Into LA Jail

Some LA Inmates Already Angry at Hilton

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In light of this thread, I would like to express my deepest concerns over the recent Mercedeshop banning of 240Troll.

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In light of this thread, I would like to express my deepest concerns over the recent Mercedeshop banning of 240Troll.
And I, likewise, would like to take this opportunity to reenforce my assertion, concerning the said banning of 240Troll, that I don't give a fuck.

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And I, likewise, would like to take this opportunity to reenforce my assertion, concerning the said banning of 240Troll, that I don't give a fuck.
But do you care?

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But do you care?
About what?

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About what?
I don't know... Whatever you "don't give a fuck" about?

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I don't know... Whatever you "don't give a fuck" about?
Oh. That.

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