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1) You could Car Jack me with a glass of milk (Milk is disgusting to me)
2) At night if I wake up to pee, I sit down.
3) I can’t sit in a warm seat that someone else’s ass was just in.
4) I do not like to shake hands.
5) I hold my breath around really fat people
6) Really skinny women look nasty to me.
7) Farts are always funny
8) If I see chunks of ear wax in your ears, I’m going to let you know, (WTF is that?)
9) I hate to stereotype anyone, But I think Asian people are poor drivers.
10) I have no tolerance for lazy people.
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1) You could Car Jack me with a glass of milk (Milk is disgusting to me)
2) At night if I wake up to pee, I sit down.
3) I can’t sit in a warm seat that someone else’s ass was just in.
4) I do not like to shake hands.
5) I hold my breath around really fat people
6) Really skinny women look nasty to me.
7) Farts are always funny
8) If I see chunks of ear wax in your ears, I’m going to let you know, (WTF is that?)
9) I hate to stereotype anyone, But I think Asian people are poor drivers.
10) I have no tolerance for lazy people.
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That's fart-porn, folks--of the worst kind. Avert your eyes.
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I like blowing smoke in peoples faces .
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Snip's it's just like you never left , we washed that olive and now she's good to go !
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You have a pair of red jeans? Wow! That's TMI

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You have a pair of red jeans? Wow! That's TMI
He's the one they call Dr Feelgood......It's part of the super-hero costume.

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