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This is your security system




This is your snowplow



This is your hotmail account



This is your boycott



This is your palm pilot


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Love the palm pilot...hadn't seen that one.
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As an old gearhead I appreciate the mailbox.

My favorite Foxworthy joke: If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you might be a redneck.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)
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Another related one from Foxworthy is: If you own a home that is mobile, and 14 cars that are not, you might be a redneck.

Yet another car-related one: If your wife has ever said "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath", you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you work in the yard with your shirt off...and so does your husband.

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What do you people have against rednecks?
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What do you people have against rednecks?
nothing. i live with a bunch of 'em.

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What do you people have against rednecks?
Your profile doesn't indicate where you are drewprof, but they have always been a joke in West Virginia because the rest of the country thinks we all are rednecked coal miners (not entirely true, but close). Pretty much the same for neighboring Kentucky, but we West Virginians look down on them because they are primarily strip miners. Just a joke, nothing more, nothing less.

I think the derivation of the term comes from people with low-paying outdoor jobs whose necks are red because they work out in the sun all day. In any event, Jeff Foxworthy made a lot of money making fun of them, and I appreciate the humor in that part of his act too.

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...you might be a redneck if you change the oil in your pick-up more often than your drawers!

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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If your operational tv sits on top of your non-operational tv.........you might be a redneck.

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