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Top Country and Western songs of all time

Top 25 Country-Western Songs
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
21. I Bought A Car From The Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Th en Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer.
And the No. 1 country song is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

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I always thought "Who took the O out of Country" would be good.

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There are actually some intelligent lyrics out there in dumb down country land, not many, but some.
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What about, "Darlin',you'll still be my sister after our divorce!"

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What about, "Darlin',you'll still be my sister after our divorce!"
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Here is proof of decent lyrics in pop country from as recent as the 90's.

Clint Black

Half Way Up

I've seen it going around when you get bad news
Thinking that you found a darker shade of blue
Looking for the light and it's a long way back
You know without a fight you're gonna fade to black

Never was a man that ever felt this way
One who couldn't stand to live another day
Hard times seem to have the corner on you
But you can rise from the ashes too

When I'm on my knees and everything has gotten me beat
And even I believe I'm never gonna find my feet
Two ways you know, you can ask anybody around
One man's half way up is another man's half way down

Now you may decide it's a losing game
Even in your stride you're gonna call it lame
Getting one leg up when it's said and done
Is the hardest part no matter how you run

If you can walk away from a crash and burn
You'll appreciate every step you earn
And if you feel the ground is gaining on you
You're already bound to take a different view

When I'm on my knees and everything has gotten me beat
And even I believe I'm never gonna find my feet
Two ways you know, you can ask anybody around
One man's half way up is another man's half way down

One man's ceiling is another man's floor
One man's wall could be another man's door
One man's smile is another man's frown
And there are miles of half way up or half way down
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Yes sir-re-bob,those are some fancy rhymes and complicated words he used there!
















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You really think you need the sarcasm sign? Ok, well you asked for it...

David Allan Coe / Johnny Rebel

You Never Called Me By My Name

Well it was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don't have to call me darlin' darlin'
You never even call me by my name
You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charley Pride
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you're on my figtin' side
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me and I never minded standing in the rain
But you don't have to call me darlin' darlin' you never even call me by my name

Well I've heard my name a few times in your phonebook (hello hello)
And I've seen it on signs where I've played
But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day
So I'll hang around...

(Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him
It was not the percfect country and western song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama
Or trains or trucks or prison or gettin' drunk
Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized
That my friend had written the perfect country and western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album the last verse goes like this here)

Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in a pickup truck
She got run'd over by a damned old train
And I'll hang around...
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