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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 05-27-2007, 07:17 PM Thread Starter
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Hypothetical question:

Besides methanol, is there any other substance in an empty windshield washer fluid bottle that could irritate my........erm.....someones dick head?

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Given your...er, uh, "someone's" relative level of hygiene, the soaps found in most windshield washer fluids might irritate the members of those unused to regular cleansing.
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^A condition easily relieved by the use of a local skank....

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I knew I should have kept my foreskin. Hrumpfff!

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What, you voluntarily gave yours up? Nobody asked my opinion...
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What, you voluntarily gave yours up? Nobody asked my opinion...
I attempted to voice a strong objection but it just came out as, "Agoo!!"

I was a tad precocious

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Hypothetical question:

Besides methanol, is there any other substance in an empty windshield washer fluid bottle that could irritate my........erm.....someones dick head?
Hydrofluoric Acid (additive in washer fluid to deter someone from fucking their washer fluid tank).

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Hydrofluoric Acid (additive in washer fluid to deter someone from fucking their washer fluid tank).
Well it works cuz i've yet to do that, although you've put a huge buzzing bee in my bonnet. What do you think would happen if I pressed "wash" at the point of climax?

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Well it works cuz i've yet to do that, although you've put a huge buzzing bee in my bonnet. What do you think would happen if I pressed "wash" at the point of climax?
It would suck your balls in resulting in an abcessed nut which would have to be lanced with a sharp object and the fluid drained off into a stainless steel cup in which would be analyzed for various bacterial pathogens. (The stitches hurt like a som bitch, too!).

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It would suck your balls in resulting in an abcessed nut which would have to be lanced with a sharp object and the fluid drained off into a stainless steel cup in which would be analyzed for various bacterial pathogens. (The stitches hurt like a som bitch, too!).
I knew that was you, Bob! Good to see youve gotten away from the tailpipe and opted for the softer plastic recepticles.


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