Date registered: Oct 2005
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Sleeping Beauty decides to go to The Guiness Book of World Records to verify she is the prettiest woman in the world. Tiny Tim decides to go along to prove he's the smallest man in the world, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame decides what the hell, I'll go and prove I'm the ugliest person in the world.
They go to Guiness, Sleeping Beauty goes in first, comes out all aglow exclaiming "I really am the prettiest, and now it's official!" Tiny Tim goes in next, and sure enough he's verified as the smallest man ever.
The hunchback goes in, comes back out a couple of minutes later with a scowl on his face and says "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell??