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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-26-2007, 10:35 PM Thread Starter
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Let me preface this with the fact that I have a 10 meter cb radio that's chipped and fully modded to walk all over any other transmissions. My instructions to "Bart" at the cb shop in Walcott Iowa was that I want to be the loudest, proudest, shit spitter in the lower 50.............Ol boy hooked me up.

So now, I'm shitty on Coors at the Flying J in Sayre Oklahoma and blasting Cramps tunes to the hapless hicks......Between songs, there is a 30 second silence followed by, "What the hail was that?......."I dunno.........sound like some faggot or somthin".




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Yer a fly in the working man's ointment...or yer working ointment in his fly--whatever. Jeezus keyreist man, keep that shit outta yer spitter, fer fuck's sake!
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I've come to the conclusion that whatever I do, I despise all others around me. I should have been a marine. OOH-RAH!

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God damn gear slammar! Hoggin' da let lane goin' 5 o'er and pissin' off folks like me in my fuck'n furrin masaydees bens.
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Well one thing's for sure, I need to have a qualified mechanic cut a piss-hole in the floor of my sleeper before I put Gatorade in the NASDAQ top 10.

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Oh they're ready to crucify me tonight in Winslow AZ. Back to back opposites.......Convoy vs. Judas Priest......a smattering of comedy bits then Herb Alpert followed by Cannible Corpse...........I feed of their seething anger.......Yumm!

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You might want to get off that high horse before someone gets hurt.
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Get an echo box too. I always hated truckers with echo boxes, c'mawn.
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Get an echo box too. I always hated truckers with echo boxes, c'mawn.
Shit, do real truckers even use the echo box? I thought that was strictly for the 37 year old virgin dweeb operating out of mom's basement, crowd.
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^That had to sting a bit.
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