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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-26-2007, 06:12 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kinds.... But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid...

So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument...

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......class act by blondie! heh, heh
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Speaking of smarter; a "liberal" family went on vacation and decided to spend some time at a nudist beach. For one of the kids this was a revelation when he realized that some men have larger penises than others. Intrigued he went and asked his dad about this discrepancy. The dad being well hung told his kid that the smarter guys have larger ones. Then the dad asked the kid if he had seen his mom in which he responded that she was with guys that were getting smarter and smarter like an hour ago.
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