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Australian Employee Policy

In Australia when you're working for a large corporation you have to sign a special policy which you can get fired immediately if you do the following during a meeting where the CEO (or the boss) is present.

-Yawing
-Itching
-Internal Burp
-Bra Itch (Women)
-Nose Itch
-Tiredness
-Drinking
-Smoking

Imagine that you have a big gass bubble growing in your stomach after eating Chille Con Carne and you get some abdominal cramps. What can you do.

This policyis popular among hotel and other hospitality chains.

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Oh, Crikey, Mate! Farting is not on the list!

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Eddie - you get to the side of the island where the Yacht Haven marina is being built? If so, how does it look? Any word good or bad on the place?
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I would be firing half of my students if that applied in college
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Could I interest you in a bridge? Hardly used, very cheap!
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In Australia when you're working for a large corporation you have to sign a special policy which you can get fired immediately if you do the following during a meeting where the CEO (or the boss) is present.

-Yawing...

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I believe McBear is a licensed pilot. He could probably explain how to correct yaw.

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Could I interest you in a bridge? Hardly used, very cheap!




Yeah sell it or scrap it, that bridge is fuckin' ugly.




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Yeah sell it or scrap it, that bridge is fuckin' ugly.




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How about this one then, only used by a little old lady on sundays....
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Yeah sell it or scrap it, that bridge is fuckin' ugly.




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Ugly? How rude! That bridge was designed and built by Brits, but based on Hell's Gate in New York. We have one similar:

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