Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Originally Posted by GermanStar
Being hung like a horse really isn't all that great. You'd know what I meant if you had ever touched bottom in an outhouse....
Reminds me of a story. One day George Bush was in the bathroom taking a leak in the urinal next to the one his chauffer, Tyrone, was using. Bush was incredulous at the size of Tyrone's black mamba, and asked him "Tyrone, how did you get such a big cock?"
"Well, Mr. President, it is a secret known only to black people, but since you are the President, I will tell you. Every night, right before we go to sleep, we tap our dicks on a window pane three times. Do that every night, and you will have huge cock in no time".
Later that night, the President crawled out of his bed, and tapped his cock on the window, three times. Suddenly Laura woke up and said "Is that you, Tyrone?"
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address