Date registered: Apr 2004
Location: The BlueGrass State
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Gittin' your inner Zen on.
In my new role as Southern Zen Evangelist I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. Now normally I would want to choke Dr. Phil but in this case it seems like a good message.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace
Being smart is knowing the difference, in a sticky situation between a well delivered anecdote and a well delivered antidote - bear.