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Demo's Convention Schedule
This makes the rounds every so often, the stuff about Ted is still the funniest.
Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech, 'The Proper Etiquette for Surrender', French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives 'Truth in Broadcasting' award, presentedby Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: 'How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers', by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Presentation by Al Gore: How I'll Stop Global Warming by Reinventing the Internet.
11:15 P.M. 'Our Troops are War Criminals', presented by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
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