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Al Qaeda Job Application

Here's something many of you here have been looking for...

I went ahead and filled it out for you. You can thank me later...

Don't believe everything you think
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Emergency contact. LOL

Parent: Hello?

AQ: Hi, is Harry there?

Parent: Speaking.

AQ: Hi, this is Mohammed Allah Jihad from Afghanistan. You son put your name down as emergency contact.

Parent: Huh? My son, Barry?

AQ: When was the last time you spoke to...uh, Barry?

Parent: Gee, I guess it's been a few years.

AQ : Oh, well....there seems to have been an accident while Al...Barry was building a roadside bomb....
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Here's something many of you here have been looking for...

I went ahead and filled it out for you. You can thank me later...
...Made you Recruiter?
Haha! I remember now, the one-legged Dude killed in Afghanistan.

Mi$ter Right.
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Al Queda sounds like a tasty Mexican dish with half the fat.

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Queda Con Queso is a hand grenade dipped in cheese. One licks it down to the pin, which one than pulls with one's tongue in order to have a tasty dessert of 72 virgins. I hear it is quite popular in the Green Zone Cafeteria.
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