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Bush thinks to himself: I am going to ride this bitch until she bleeds




Bush thinks to himself: Oh Oh I did it now, she is going to whip my ass





Queen: Ok Boys let's blow this pop stand.
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With all her money, you'd think she could buy a hat that wasn't crooked. Or is that to allow water runoff in the event of a torrential shower?

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Bush thinks to himself: Did I just say 1796, I meant 1776, no 1996, no shit I knew the coke was going to eat up something important. OK, just do something folksy. That always works. Shit, it's not working.




Deathrattle thinks to herself: I've been telling the guys this moron is a feckless git for years. Now he's trying to be "folksy". And they say we're inbred.





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With all her money, you'd think she could buy a hat that wasn't crooked. Or is that to allow water runoff in the event of a torrential shower?
Nah, it's just the English way (granted hers is less stylish):




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#1. I am going to charm her if it is the last thing I do.
#2. I can't believe he has made it this far.
#3. I am getting too old to indulge morons.
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With all her money, you'd think she could buy a hat that wasn't crooked. Or is that to allow water runoff in the event of a torrential shower?

That hat was quite stylish some 50 odd years ago.... as was the old bat for that matter..
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You spit in my eye! I've got something that'll spit in yours!




I guess a blow job's definitely out of the question.





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Bush thinks to himself: I am at the helms of the new empire now biach




She thinks to herself: I am wondering if he knows that he is as stupid as he think he is smart




Queen: Got that moron to work as my chaufeur when his term is up, I am that good, don't fuck with the old lady you fukin twit.
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Blimey......what a stressful and embarrassing time it has been for our dear Queen to be in company of a complete MORON! heh, heh...She must be relieved to be back and with a hellova collection of stories to keep the Royal Family highly amused for many a night! Long live our Queen! Glory to the Queen!
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Blimey......what a stressful and embarrassing time it has been for our dear Queen to be in company of a complete MORON! heh, heh...She must be relieved to be back and with a hellova collection of stories to keep the Royal Family highly amused for many a night! Long live our Queen! Glory to the Queen!

Yes I am sure you are correct, although with the Muslim terrorists there in the UK now I heard she is most interested in getting rid of all the lazy, good for nothing Paki's and Indians on the dole and working against the British Govt.
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