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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.
SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.
"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.
The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.
A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

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no wonder you have over 2k posts, out of 500 threads that you started, 3 of them were in another section then the off topic section.

Oh how did I do it, I got right in, it was like liquid fluid.
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no wonder you have over 2k posts, out of 500 threads that you started, 3 of them were in another section then the off topic section.
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They must not have used regular super glue because I have yet to find a good glue that could do something like that.
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They must not have used regular super glue because I have yet to find a good glue that could do something like that.
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A man who was frustrated with his son's homosexuality held his son down while his other son applied 'Gorilla' glue to his rectum. Blane Pushlumps, 24, was taken to the ER after his brother felt sorry for him.

Terrel Pushlumps, 26, watched as his brother bloated for several days afterward because he was unable to relieve himself. "I couldn't take it anymore", said Terrel. "His face and eyes began to yellow and his abdomen became tight". Upon arrival, ER personel were reluctant to believe the story until Blane pulled down his pants. After ER doctors removed the fecal matter from his distended intestines through a small hole cut through the glue, they used a mixture of Acetone and Naptha to dissolve the glue.

Dr. Ben Dover commented,"His ass was raw as a rising when we got done with 'em but he'll live. He just won't be able to sit down for awhile or anything else for that matter", he grinned.

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A man who was frustrated with his son's homosexuality held his son down while his other son applied 'Gorilla' glue to his rectum. Blane Pushlumps, 24, was taken to the ER after his brother felt sorry for him.

Terrel Pushlumps, 26, watched as his brother bloated for several days afterward because he was unable to relieve himself. "I couldn't take it anymore", said Terrel. "His face and eyes began to yellow and his abdomen became tight". Upon arrival, ER personel were reluctant to believe the story until Blane pulled down his pants. After ER doctors removed the fecal matter from his distended intestines through a small hole cut through the glue, they used a mixture of Acetone and Naptha to dissolve the glue.

Dr. Ben Dover commented,"His ass was raw as a rising when we got done with 'em but he'll live. He just won't be able to sit down for awhile or anything else for that matter", he grinned.
The Onion sucks now.....Ben Dover? C'mon!!!!

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Why super glue? Duct tape is much easier and more humane.
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