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Pan Handlers.......... Holy Shyt!

I have not posted much in some time since I have not had anything really stupid to say (know you didn't miss that since there a many more skilled at that than me) However this one really was totally unexpected to me I am sure it or at least I hope it does not apply to all Panhandlers!

Saturday morning 2 days ago that is I went for a Bike ride (that thing you have to pedal your ass off to get anywhere) with some friends.

It was about 20 minutes to 7:00 am we were driving to a local park we observered this guy and girl get out of a real nice Jeep CJ all tricked up carrying pieces of cardboard and wearing the grungest looking duds ever.... did not think much of it then.

Around 1:00pm we came riding back thru the area and there was the girl standing at a very high volume traffic area holding a sign that said " Please help me feed my family I'm broke and single mother" Just up a little farther there was the guy standing there and his sign said " Homeless vet Please I need your help"

Ok the other guys went over to Mcgarbager (I can't stand that stuff) So I decided to stop by the guy that was panhandling and dig in to him a little.

At first he tried to keep up the act but then I said "hey thats sure a nice Jeep yuh got there" and just after I said that I could hear a two way radio call from the girl saying " that lady in the red van just gave me a 10 spot".

after talking with him a bit I found out he has a full time job and once a month he and is old lady drive an hour - 2 hours from home to a very high traffic area near malls get a hotel room for 2 or 3 nights and pull in between the two of them 5 to 6 hundred bucks on a friday and and more on a saturday and sunday! tax free yes they stand there for 12 to 14 hours but! WTF!
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And liberals wonder where the spirit of philanthropy has gone. Between hucksters like those two, churches who think they're now in the entertainment business, and 'charities' that do a better job funding bureaucracy than helping people, there's no real surprise that the needy are more fucked than ever.
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I want my Escalade, oh Lord why don't you get me an Escalade?
Seems like if you follow the example of the liberals above you and the wife with those cute little rug rats looking all hungry and poor, you could pull a grand every weekend, Escalade in no time.
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I hate those rich people in Jeep CJ's!!!!

You had a chance to chew through their necks and rip out their esophegus' (gy?) and you blew it, Shame.

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