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PATNA, India - Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead, police said Monday.
"The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride's family and local villagers chased him away," Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday's marriage in a village in Bihar state's Arwal district.
The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom's place beside the teenage bride at her family's invitation, witnesses said.
"The groom apologized for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," Singh said by phone.

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But younger brothers are supposed to be gay! She really fucked up now!
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Sounds like KamiL has a chance to move in...wonder if he smells blood in the curry...
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But younger brothers are supposed to be gay! She really fucked up now!
so do you have an older brother who is straight but drunk all the time?




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.........he thrust his turgid member into her hot tandoori oven like a Gurkha's Kukri. Sensing his approaching climax he pulled out of her black hole of Calcutta and spewed his Raita on the front of her Sari. "Sorry", he said..........................

Oh....pardon me.....practicing writing Indian porn.

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.........he thrust his turgid member into her hot tandoori oven like a Gurkha's Kukri. Sensing his approaching climax he pulled out of her black hole of Calcutta and spewed his Raita on the front of her Sari. "Sorry", he said..........................

...............apologising to the silken adorned elephant, the most majestic of all India's beasts.
Knowing that an oral blow job was out of the question he speculated on the possibility of a 'Trunk' job "This could be the finest copulation ever I'm bloody telling you" he bloody told himself, " ..And I am liking this 'Tumeric Prong Ointment' from FTL's Indian subsidiary" so stepping down off his mating stool he moved towards the front of the pachyderm in sensual anticipation of.........




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