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Typical high-brow BWOT exchange

BWOT loser 1: Come on, motherfucker. Put your clothes on, come on. Asshole!
BWOT loser 2: You lousy puke!
BWOT loser 1: Fuck you!
BWOT loser 2: Why don't you call your mommy?
BWOT loser 1: You're a fucking drunk.
BWOT loser 2: Yeah, I'm a fucking drunk...
BWOT loser 1: Come on, motherfucker.
BWOT loser 2: ...but you're a lousy lowlife who can't do nothin' for himself.

[ad nauseum]

acid casualty with a reposessed car
vietnam vet playin' air guitar

it's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
truck-drivin' neighbours downstairs
yeah...yeah

whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep

[chorus]
oh, yeah...yeah

belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat
screamin' jackass with a wet cigarette

[chorus]
oh
oh, my goodness
oh... [etc.]
mmm... [etc.]

psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
growin' hair like a shag rug on his greasy back

[chorus]
oh my goodness
oh my goodness

oh, yeah
come on, honey, feel the grease
grease, grease
come on, honey, feel the grease
oh, my goodness
come on, honey, feel the grease
oh yeah
come on, lay it on me
bring it down one more time
come on, honey...
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Too many beers Z man? Got the barbeque goin?
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My BBQ finally broke, this year. Maybe I should list that in the hi-tech gadget thread.

btw: fuck you, muh man!
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Beck is a girly-man.

"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon
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My BBQ finally broke, this year. Maybe I should list that in the hi-tech gadget thread.

btw: fuck you, muh man!
I just started mine.
Hey I got a hot dog for you, open wide muh man
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I enjoy a cool libation at the helm of a grill. It seems to instill a sense of testosterone into my perfect backyard experience.


oh yeah, fuck all ya!
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Sorry, no time for your vienna sausages--I hate those nasty finger foods.

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Beck is a girly-man.
Hey! I love Beck! (He is a bit girly....)


Oh, yes---you're all fart-knockers.
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When my kid first said she liked Beck I said, "Wow, that's great, I've always liked Jeff Beck."

She said, "Who?"

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Hey! I love Beck! (He is a bit girly....)


Oh, yes---you're all fart-knockers.


Try to keeps it real guys. Or at least a bit posh.

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