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One Blonde to a Redhead

> One Blonde to a Redhead
> Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street
>pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend
>buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
>me flowers again."
> The blonde looks quizzically at her and says," You don't like
>getting flowers?"
> The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has
>expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
>spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
>The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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Q: Why do Blondes drives BMW's?

A: Only car they can spell.
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