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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-27-2007, 06:12 PM Thread Starter
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Dumb pick up lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

5) If you was a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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"My name's KamiL and I hate niggers and jews - wanna fuck?"
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"My name's KamiL and I hate niggers and jews - wanna fuck?"
Good one Q.

Now why not post a smart pickup lines?

I feel like I need some.
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hey b!T^&% get in my car and lots go rotate these tires.
I think it is a good pick up line, no?

Especially if you drive a pickup.
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Good one Q.

Now why not post a smart pickup lines?

I feel like I need some.
Let's see, you live in San Francisco, right? How about...

"Hey baby, I may be single with a cat at home living in the bay area, but I'm actually straight and won't leave you for another man."

You can, at your option, toss in "Wanna fuck?"

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You're a Slut!
I'm a Slut!


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