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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-28-2007, 04:34 PM
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

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How 'bout a pickup line that is also a song?

"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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"My name's KamiL and I hate niggers and jews - wanna fuck?"

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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
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Nice outfit but do you know what would look better on you? Me.

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I tried to turn this into a line but I think it's funnier as it is.

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