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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 04-21-2007, 07:09 PM Thread Starter
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She Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For Her First Appointment With A
New Dentist. She Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, She Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The
Same Name Had Been In Her High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That She Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back

Upon Seeing Him, However, She Quickly Discarded Any Such
Thought. This Balding Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been Her Classmate. Hmmm .or Could He???

After He Examined Her Teeth, She Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan
Park High School .

"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Pirate," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" She Asked.

He Answered, "in 1963. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" She Exclaimed!.

He Looked At Her Closely.

Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Balding Son-of-a-bitch Asked,
"what Did You Teach?"

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