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if I hang a mobile phone above my doorway, will it deter Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking on my door?
Trust me. Nothing will deter a Jehovah's Witness from knocking on your door. My wife answered once in a scantily clad blouse. The bastards came back with 6 more of them the following week.

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Trust me. Nothing will deter a Jehovah's Witness from knocking on your door. My wife answered once in a scantily clad blouse. The bastards came back with 6 more of them the following week.
Just nail a cross upside down on your door !

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I have a hamesh hand on my door.

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if I hang a mobile phone above my doorway, will it deter Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking on my door?


I had good success getting rid of Baptists by leaving a couple empty Old Bushmill's bottles on the lawn.

Of course I answered the door that last time with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a shotgun in the other.......

I was surprised at their lack of faith that evening.......
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if I hang a mobile phone above my doorway, will it deter Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking on my door?


or...

if I stick a mobile phone on one of its spires, will it expel all the Mormons from the Beehive State?


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I just blew a breeze out of my ass that seemed to whisper, Louise........weird huh?

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I just blew a breeze out of my ass that seemed to whisper, Louise........weird huh?
When he saw her getting of the bus
It seemed to wipe away the years
Her face was older, just a little rough
But her eyes were still so clear
He drank his coffee and he hurried out
Across before she walked away
Then he approached her like a little child
Too scared for what he had to say

Hello, louise,
Remember me?
Now should we part
Or stay awhile?
As if we were still lovers

She took a moment just to recognise the man shed known so well before
And as he started to apologise
Lose any bitterness she bore
She gently put her finger on his lips
To let him know she understood
And with her suitcase standing on the floor
Embraced him like a lover would

He told louise
You look so good
Its just you see
You make me feel
As if we were still lovers

Its not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you dont wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that you never found again

And though they talked for just a little time
Before she said she had to go
He saw the meeting as a tiny sign
That told him all he had to know

And so louise
Waved from the bus
And as she left
She gave that smile
As if they were still lovers

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