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Boring Cars...meh!
 
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Get out of the car and beat the fucking bastards head in with a tire iron. When he is sufficiently subdued, use the pointy end to pluck out his eyeballs then retrieve a gallon of antifreeze from your trunk and pour it in the cavities that you've just created. The DMV will never issue him another license due to the missing eyeballs and he will not be able to find you due to the same. It's a win win.
Ah truckers No corn hole thrown in for good measure?


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Absolutely. positively, 100 percent legal.
I forgot to mention. If he has a companion and she's female, mushroom tap her until she's dizzy then nut in her purse. If male, anal rape with a sideways hubcap......any less than 45 percent penetration is unacceptable.

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He tried to make you rear end him in his Volvo? That's a good one. Even if he slammed his brakes and you only went 3/4, you'd stop before him.

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