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I should pick one of those up, the Inuit population here in Tampa has exploded over the last few years.
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Make the fucker wreck, it is not that difficult.
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Listen carefully.
Get out of the car and beat the fucking bastards head in with a tire iron. When he is sufficiently subdued, use the pointy end to pluck out his eyeballs then retrieve a gallon of antifreeze from your trunk and pour it in the cavities that you've just created. The DMV will never issue him another license due to the missing eyeballs and he will not be able to find you due to the same. It's a win win.

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Listen carefully.
Get out of the car and beat the fucking bastards head in with a tire iron. When he is sufficiently subdued, use the pointy end to pluck out his eyeballs then retrieve a gallon of antifreeze from your trunk and pour it in the cavities that you've just created. The DMV will never issue him another license due to the missing eyeballs and he will not be able to find you due to the same. It's a win win.
OK TK got it.

Until next time.

But..is this legal?
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OK TK got it.

Until next time.

But..is this legal?
Absolutely. positively, 100 percent legal.
I forgot to mention. If he has a companion and she's female, mushroom tap her until she's dizzy then nut in her purse. If male, anal rape with a sideways hubcap......any less than 45 percent penetration is unacceptable.

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How could I have missed this charming thread?
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Shoulda called him a nappy headed ho, and told him to go fuck TOM JONES. Kinda sounds like a coordinated swoop & stop gone bad - they try to make you hit them, and sue you and your insurance company. They'd probably win even if they were illegal aliens driving uninsured and without a license.

Hey, Dems...how about some fucking Tort Reform already? Ya wanna do something for the people, do THAT.
I would love to see Tort Reform. Too many lawyers jacking too many people. Lawsuits are one of the main reasons health care is so high and why so many people can't afford to have insurance. If you remember correctly Hillary's Health Care Doorstop was chocked full of Tort Reform and it was DOA before getting out of the conference room.

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I would love to see Tort Reform. Too many lawyers jacking too many people. Lawsuits are one of the main reasons health care is so high and why so many people can't afford to have insurance. If you remember correctly Hillary's Health Care Doorstop was chocked full of Tort Reform and it was DOA before getting out of the conference room.
That is a common misconception, health care lawsuits are thrown out or dropped 99.9% of the time, and all you hear about in the papers are the one in a million weirdo case, and then you never hear all the facts or results. Do some genuine research on the subject and the facts will suprise you.
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Listen carefully.
Get out of the car and beat the fucking bastards head in with a tire iron. When he is sufficiently subdued, use the pointy end to pluck out his eyeballs then retrieve a gallon of antifreeze from your trunk and pour it in the cavities that you've just created. The DMV will never issue him another license due to the missing eyeballs and he will not be able to find you due to the same. It's a win win.

OK, so I tried this today. Got out of the car, went to the truck. Opened trunk and took out tool bag. Untied itnegrated tie strings, unrolled tool bag. Pulled tire iron and screwdriver from toolbag. Admired the thoughfullness of Mercedes giving us such a nice tool bag. Carefully rolled up remaining tools and placed them next to CD changer. Closed trunk, ready to follow TK's advise.....

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OK, so I tried this today. Got out of the car, went to the truck. Opened trunk and took out tool bag. Untied itnegrated tie strings, unrolled tool bag. Pulled tire iron and screwdriver from toolbag. Admired the thoughfullness of Mercedes giving us such a nice tool bag. Carefully rolled up remaining tools and placed them next to CD changer. Closed trunk, ready to follow TK's advise.....

Guy left.
Be sure you pick up a used hubcap for his "male companion" advice.

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