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Realizing you are sincere in your question, if there are no lips, "she" was once a man. Treat it right, do a good job, they'll appear. If they don't, check for an Adam's apple. "She'll" tell you you did a good job anyway, if they don't appear, maybe even fake a screaming orgasm or two. But that's just because "she" was never able to find someone gullible enough to overlook the stitches.
Date registered: Sep 2004
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Looks like Kamil's posting of camel-toes and the grand camel toe just pushed 240Joe over the edge!
Date registered: Aug 2005
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Originally Posted by Tazio
Did I read "Lips?"
Originally Posted by KamiL
Over-extended lips can be touched-up to hide imperfections.
Side Effect: Excessive use of lipstick may cause unwanted pregnancy.
Date registered: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by Jayhawk
Yes he's been credited with that before but he steals the titles from other websites and in this case ..Jillian reads this puerile drivel.
However I'll give the penny sniffing bastard this, no matter how deriding the ridicule he still stays optimistic.
Stupid, or...deserving of a Poll ?
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