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post #81 of 90 (permalink) Old 04-08-2007, 08:01 PM
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apparently you don't know the definition of slut I'm sure you can find it on your medical record though, either that or manwhore whatever you are
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Oh, you never told us what the 'moderator' did to you. You should have offered that room mate bitch some 2 on 1 action and had your boyfriend tear that virgin slit all to pieces.

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Ownage!

Oh, you never told us what the 'moderator' did to you. You should have offered that room mate bitch some 2 on 1 action and had your boyfriend tear that virgin slit all to pieces.
She (the moderator) kicked me out of the all girl dorm hall and I ended up moving into a coed dorm hall with a room all to myself, so it wasn't much a punishment lol..just a price difference my parents had to live with Before that though I couldn't stand her even. She would always go home on the weekends, and whenever she'd come back she'd be mad because my friends would crash in her bed, eat her food, or mess up her pictures. lol ah well serves her right, she was such a dork (goodie goodie)
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I'm sure she's over that awkward phase in life. We all go through that. I bet she fucks like a Russian racehorse, now.
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I'm sure she's over that awkward phase in life. We all go through that. I bet she fucks like a Russian racehorse, now.
When did you go thru that phase Z and which lady was brave enough ot ride you when you were a race horse?
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That's highly proprietary information. I can't release my client's confidential details.
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That's highly proprietary information. I can't release my client's confidential details.
What are you saying Z, are you a man whore?
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That's highly proprietary information. I can't release my client's confidential details.
manhore?

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apparently you don't know the definition of slut I'm sure you can find it on your medical record though, either that or manwhore whatever you are
Oh quit it. I can give you more pleasure than any man could.

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