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Bot, did you actually fuck a peacock?
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This should include places, people, time and much more.
Oh, keep it clean
I met this fine girl who whas a Bar - Tender onces at a place in Canandaiuga, NY called the Farmer's Inn .... we hit off very good she had a total buzz going from so many shots going her way.

I was sitting at the bar and we talked a ton and it got to last call where it is make it or break it time.

She was way more bolder than me and she asked me over to her place...... told me she wanted me to wait for her since she had to close the the bar up only then could she leave.

well durning the wait she started to tell me about a fantasy to have it with two guys.

Ok my other head took over at that time and was doing all the thinking and talking..... come on guys you do know about that.

so I went for it followed her home and some other guy was waiting in the driveway when we got there.

It was mouth and from behind that was mighty fine to me until......... I found out the "other guy" was her brother.
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I met this fine girl who whas a Bar - Tender onces at a place in Canandaiuga, NY called the Farmer's Inn .... we hit off very good she had a total buzz going from so many shots going her way.

I was sitting at the bar and we talked a ton and it got to last call where it is make it or break it time.

She was way more bolder than me and she asked me over to her place...... told me she wanted me to wait for her since she had to close the the bar up only then could she leave.

well durning the wait she started to tell me about a fantasy to have it with two guys.

Ok my other head took over at that time and was doing all the thinking and talking..... come on guys you do know about that.

so I went for it followed her home and some other guy was waiting in the driveway when we got there.

It was mouth and from behind that was mighty fine to me until......... I found out the "other guy" was her brother.
Did you steal it from the "Dreamers"?
The Dreamers (2003)
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Bot, did you actually fuck a peacock?
A young man will do anything for a piece of tail.
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A young man will do anything for a piece of tail.
I know what you mean. I was the same way.

Too bad that time is far away

And years are behind me

When I was thinking that my cock

Was Earth's major spinner.

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Did you steal it from the "Dreamers"?
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No but U know what ? I just saw part of that film for the first time a couple of weeks ago on Ifc not the same as my event however it did bring it back to the surface of my mind. daamn that girl ....
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Colorful!

Here's sumthin funny:

While in school, I drove a taxi......Chicago City Service # 225 to be exact. I was 20-ish and had just moved my sexually insatiable Greek g/f into my house. I picked up this fare that happened to be the hottest MILF I've ever seen. Despite the penis abuse I was getting at home, I still found the prowess to find this aged tart delectable. Just as I was contemplating my pick-up line, she leaned over and said,"You look like you need a sloppy blow job" and then snickered, not knowing my response. I was all over it like a priest on a cute boy off the short bus.
So she says"First I have to see a friend". She's gone like 15 minutes and she comes back UBER fucked-up. I realize at that time that she's a junkie. We pull off to the side of the road and she starts munching on chunkie.....but she keeps nodding off so I have to give a little wake up slap to the noggin every now and . then. Police pull up to investigate and she came through like a trooper, God bless that whore!!!!!

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That is COLORFUL!

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yeah but did she tip ?
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Wierdest? Missionary, in bed, with my wife. Never saw that coming.
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