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Do you want to hear stuff from pre or post marriage?
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Let's go with pre when you were wild and fancy free
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Yep sounds just like your cousin, must run in the family.
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then took the 550 to Manhatten and buggered Bob Guccione in the ass.

Where else would one bugger Bob Guccione?



oh, I remember.. The Holland Tunnel....
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Blow job she gave me on the airplane about 40,000 feet above.

We were sitting between two Iowa housewives, fat, old and ugly.

She just went to my lap, covered herself with the blanket and..

They realized what was going on about half way thru and were exchanging angry looks switching from me to each other.

I was quiet and cool like a summer night in Iowa.
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Blow job she gave me on the airplane about 40,000 feet above.

We were sitting between two Iowa housewives, fat, old and ugly.

She just went to my lap, covered herself with the blanket and..

They realized what was going on about half way thru and were exchanging angry looks switching from me to each other.

I was quiet and cool like a summer night in Iowa.
and you were lucky the atmosphere was quiet and cool like a night in Iowa or else you'd be known as the Air Bobbit

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.

Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

OMFG Now I know why I keep cumming back here to read the posts the pain in my sides just does it oh shit yes............ btw got a new gf that keeps me too damn tied up to speend the time here like I was.... wait a f ing minute no no not like that you perverts!
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and you were lucky the atmosphere was quiet and cool like a night in Iowa or else you'd be known as the Air Bobbit
atmosphere...what's that?

And Air Bobbit..who is he?

I am on my fourth Bacardi glass at the moment.
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