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I can top that.

I was sitting on the Ravenswood El one day, sober as a judge. The train stopped at Belmont and I noticed a rather effeminate fellow standing on the platform staring at me. The train stopped.....people got on......people got off.....doors close and the train starts moving. Now silly billy starts chasing the train(and me) making the universal sign for "I wanna suck your dick"which we all know is a rapid thrust of the fist to the oral region.

It struck me as odd that this guy waited for the train to start moving to make his obscene gestures.
Maybe you are not giving this the credit he deserves? Maybe he is one of those people that can just look at people and see in to their future, he can see what their destiny is. Maybe he saw you as a truck driver?

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Public pier. Everything done. No exceptions.
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Public pier. Everything done. No exceptions.
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How about a no on that one. The police were even too slow. He he he he.
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Mine involved two goats, a sheep and a chicken.
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They watched as I boned my girlfriend in the ass on a hay stack. (Ever had a sheep nuzzle up to your nuts while preparing to expel your warm load into your girl friend's hot ass walls? It's also crucial to have a good goat around because they'll clean you up when you're done!).

How's that for nasty, Professor?

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.

Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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What about you Prof, being part of the Kamil clan I would think you may have a story or 2?
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