Originally Posted by Shane
With Dave now bragging about his leaving, obviously thinking himself more important than he is, what can we do to run off the non thinkers who buy into any self destructive plan wrapped in pretty patriotic paper? These goons never seem to understand what is best for them, or they probably live such a miserable life they cannot make choices that do not end in misery for anyone else. Now this is not a flame thread, by no means are we to take the easy, comfortable, self satisfying low road in our benign attempt to make others see a point of view free from petty trickery.
So all who can see speak up and beat the other fuckers into the ground. Can't stop the eye for an eye, must try, must...
Well, here's some tips for you:
* Talk incessantly about your boyfriends. Show pictures.
* Entertain everything KamiL has to say, and encourage him to post more often.
* Have weekly threads & polls about American Idol and Survivor - make these shows crucial topics of conversation, and refer to them all the time.
* Get lots of snappy pictures of owls, etc. saying stuff like "PWN3D", and be effusive in your praise for one another when you respond to "the enemy". The ratio of "D00D you just got totally pwn3d" posts to those of the enemy should be at least 5-to-1.
* Refuse to engage them intellectually - since they're obviously of such inferior mental stature - instead preferring to either boycott their threads or respond with things like "That's not what your sister said".
* Ratchet up and embrace your feminine sides...for example, FTL should pay compliments to you by saying "Nice one sweet cheeks - kisses!", etc.
The rest will probably take care of itself pretty soon thereafter. I'm getting my parka on now, so if you can, hold off on starting the circle-jerk for a few minutes while I make sure I'm covered.