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My Dick Shrunk

Not quite sure when this anomaly first actualized. Seems to be around the time Kelly Clarkson started gaining weight, not sure of a correlation. The steady peregrination of glans from knee area is quite apparent however.
Don't get me wrong, it's still quite capable of getting the job done, and by job I mean urinating, of course.
I hear muskrat grease works wonders.

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How do you coax the muskrat to sit still long enough to get an even coating on your dingus?
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Stop eating this shit and you’ll be back to 4 inches in no time.

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How do you coax the muskrat to sit still long enough to get an even coating on your dingus?

TK's not telling you but the trick is for the muskrat to be moving, ..sort of like Rex the gerbil, but different ......

but here's a photo of TK at work..

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Try this... Oh wait for the guy with the pinata (NSFW)
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