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> > >> >>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
> > >> >>>Years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,
> > >> >he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
>ties
> > >> >him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
> > >> >convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
>into
> > >> >the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
> > >> >wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
>He's
> > >> >probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
> > >> >years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
>resist,
>don't
> > >> >complain... Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
> > >> >much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he
>gets
> > >> >angry, He'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> > >> >>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was Whispering
>in
> > >> >my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
> > >> >>asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> > >> >>>Be strong honey. I love you, too !!!!
> > >> >>
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Laugh cry laugh cry I don't know what to do
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Is this related to that Corn Hole thread posted a while back?
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