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Killer sheep film - R13 rated

'BLACK SHEEP"

Seems the thrust of this film is that the sheep finally get pissed off about all the jokes and seek bloody revenge.
Special effects are by Weta Workshops ( of Lord of the Rings fame).

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An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"
"Ya mean women?" asked the local fella. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks use sheep."
"That's disgusting," said the correspondent. I've never heard of such moral degradation."
However, after a few months, the correspondent's rocks were beginning to ache and the sheep were looking more and more attractive. So he finally went out and found himself a comely sheep, brought her back to his room, shampooed her, and tied ribbons in her hair. After a bottle of champagne, he lured the sheep into his bedchamber and released his pent-up frustration's.
Afterward, he escorted the sheep to the saloon for a drink. As the correspondent and his woolly mate entered, a hush fell over the patrons and the anxious couple became the object of many stares.
"You bunch of hypocrites!" the reporter yelled. "You've been doing it with sheep for years, but when I do it you look at me like I am some sort of pervert!"
One cowboy in the back of the crowd spoke up and said, "Yeah, but that's the sheriff's gal

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A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says "Sorry mate, do ya wanna go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse, walks over to the fence, looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"

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Q What is the biggest lie in New Zealand?
A I was just helping the sheep over the fence

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Q What do you call 4 sheep tied to a lamp post?
A A leisure centre

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Q What is the advantage of having a sheep for a girlfriend?
A She does not mind if you screw her sister

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Nutz: You been sippin juice from old brown ground found pineapples again?.
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Q Why do NZ farmers like wearing oversized gumboots?
A So they can place the hind legs of the sheep in them to stop them from running away.

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