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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Cabbie picks up a drunk and while seated in the back asks the driver, "You got room for a pizza and a six pack up there?" the cabbie says, "SURE!" so the guy leans over the seat and vomits.

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A Cabbie picks up a drunk woman... and rapes her.

CALGARY (Sun Media) - A cab ride turned into a nightmare for a city woman who was raped by her driver, a lawsuit claims.

The $250,000 action, against an Associated Cab Ltd. driver and the company, alleges the woman was assaulted on her way home from a nightclub.

Her statement of claim, a copy of which was obtained by the Sun, says the woman was out celebrating her 32nd birthday on March 15, 2005.

It says she "was not able to drive a vehicle and elected to take a taxi cab home."

The driver "diverted his cab from the intended route and parked in a remote and secluded area," it claims.

It alleges the driver got into the back seat with the woman, removed her clothing and raped her. A statement of defence disputing the unproven allegations has not yet been filed.

Mohammed Choudhary faces a preliminary inquiry April 30, in connection with the alleged attack.
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