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Pregnant woman.

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

Luckily the babies were OK. The doctor decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy girl babies and one healthy boy baby.

All was fine for 16 years, then one day one of the daughters walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle, and this bullet came out", said the daughter.

The mother told her it was OK and exsplained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out". Again, the mother told her not to worry, and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the son came in the room in tears. "I know what happened," said his mother. "You were taking a tinkle, and a bullet came out."

"No", said the boy. "I was playing with myself and I shot the Dog".

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