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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-17-2007, 09:42 PM
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to hell with the old lady

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the PearlyGates when all of a sudden she hears the most
awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"It's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. Oh my
God, "says the old lady,"now what is happening?"

Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to
fit the halo."

I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and taken
advantage of."

Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that...
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A bus load of Blacks go to heaven. St. Peter says, I don't have you guys on the list. They say you need to talk to your boss 'cause we here!
St. Peter goes to God and explains the situation and God tells St. Peter to go stall them until he thinks of what to do.
A few minutes later St. Peter runs back in to God and says, There Gone!
God said, The Blacks? St. Peter said, No, the Pearly Gates!

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very funny both. but dklein, your wife doesn't see that as rather vulgar?



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very funny both. but dklein, your wife doesn't see that as rather vulgar?
what the joke or the avatar?
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the joke and your sig if you must know. but i was really refering to the joke this time.



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the joke and your sig if you must know. but i was really refering to the joke this time.
actually she was on the floor laughing she thought it was a blast .
does it offend you
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not particularly on those 2 but since you asked the avitar is definitely offensive to me, raymond. it's the typical american male.. you guys are getting shafted man.



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not particularly on those 2 but since you asked the avitar is definitely offensive to me, raymond. it's the typical american male.. you guys are getting shafted man.
im sorry it offend you i think its funny i for one love my wife and she has contoll of the purse strings and yes i have to ask her to open her purse to scratch my balls .
but that my problem its the price of love i guess.
i will look for something a liittle more appropriate .

i have this one
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or this one
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but i like this one
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im sorry it offend you i think its funny i for one love my wife and she has contoll of the purse strings and yes i have to ask her to open her purse to scratch my balls .
but that my problem its the price of love i guess.
i will look for something a liittle more appropriate .

i have this one
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or this one
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but i like this one
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funny those are.

price of love? === Attachment 120968 ?



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funny those are.

price of love? === Attachment 120968 ?
lol thats a good one , im looking for a few more
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