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canadians in hell.

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Maybe soon!

Two guys from Sudbury die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees
them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves
around the fire.

The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough
for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from
Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and
turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's
awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday,
we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to
fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people

are wailing and screaming everywhere.

He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds
them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you
two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too
much warm weather up there in Sudbury so we've just got to have a cook-out
when
the weather's THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat

off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are
hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable
to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and
mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
like
mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up
the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two???"

The two Canadians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't
you know? If hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the
Stanley Cup!!!"
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