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Prove to her that Kamil is mentally challenged.
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well id have to say i dont have anymore room in the back 80 for anymore bodies the decomposing flesh botheres the pot plants so thats out .hes a white american italian decent , and he is willingt to come help on the farm , maybee he could help breed the animals ,
im sure that my daughter would be able to kick his pussy ass with ease as farm girls tend to be a lot stronger than them city pussies.

as for sleeping in the same bed not under my roof they can go to the barn for that stuff.

one thing for sure loving them and leaving them would be hard after i casterate him.hehehe








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Inhibitions and restraint are not encouraged here comedians.


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I'm not sure how I'd react . . . never considered the possibility that she'd be a lesbian . . .

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I'd tell her to wipe her shoes before entering the house. I hate getting that shit on the carpet.
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The funniest thing is that if you guys ever met me in public you would die for me to court your daughter. I'm one of the most intelligent and respectful young men around and I'm not even being facetious. Why do you think I get so many girls? Not only that but I'm a sharp dresser and extremely polite; I get told that I'm actually too polite and some take that as a weakness. Needless to say, if you want me for your daughter make sure for her to send me her resume or answer the following questions:

Name:

Age:

Phone number:

Recent dating history:

Have you ever been dumped:

If so why:

Special skills that may qualify you for the job:

Describe yourself {what do you feel is your best/worst qualities}:

Do you drink/smoke or do drugs?:

Have sex?:

Why did you want to fill this out?:

Would you cook for me?:

How would you impress me?:

WOULD YOU GO SHOPPING WITH ME?:

Would you give me the attention i need?:

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdemeanor:

If yes, explain:

Did you Graduate Highschool:

Are you in College:

Did you Graduate:

Are you cute:

Do you think Im cute:

Please write a short paragraph why you want the job:

Describe yourself using only 10 words:

Dont call me. Ill call you.

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The funniest thing is that if you guys ever met me in public you would die for me to court your daughter. I'm one of the most intelligent and respectful young men around and I'm not even being facetious. Why do you think I get so many girls? Not only that but I'm a sharp dresser and extremely polite; I get told that I'm actually too polite and some take that as a weakness. Needless to say, if you want me for your daughter make sure for her to send me her resume or answer the following questions:

Name:betsy the piggy

Age:5yrs

Phone number:none

Recent dating history:artificially inseminated last month

Have you ever been dumped:no

If so why:no

Special skills that may qualify you for the job:has big teets

Describe yourself {what do you feel is your best/worst qualities}:after this litter shes going to go to your greakfast table.
and become your bacon

Do you drink/smoke or do drugs?:only fertility drugs keeps the milk flowing

Have sex?:no only artificially

Why did you want to fill this out?:shes lonely and wants a stud just like you

Would you buy cook for me?:chicken

How would you impress me?:i give good snout

WOULD YOU GO SHOPPING WITH ME?:as long as i can shower and you clean up after me

Would you give me the attention i need?:oh yea baby

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdemeanor:i broke the fence once and shit in the farmers flower bed

If yes, explain:look up i just did

Did you Graduate Highschool:no

Are you in College:no

Did you Graduate:what part of you dont educate pork dont you understand

Are you cute:im the biggest oinker around

Do you think Im cute:oink oink

Please write a short paragraph why you want the job:im trying to prolong my death sentence

Describe yourself using only 10 words:squeel squeel oink oink squeeeel oink

Dont call me. Ill call you.
leave a message maybee ill call you back, or ill see you for breakfast
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