the difference between guts and balls
Guts and BallsJust in case you didn't know the difference:
We've all heard about guys having GUTS & BALLS.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying:
"You're next babe."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.