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Artificial Insemination

A blonde city girl marries a Nebraska rancher. One morning, on his way out to fix some fences, the rancher says to his wife, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

"Sure" she says, and the rancher drives off. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Blondie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just was another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall" she explains confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on. Let me know when you leave."

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