Go back to Greenpeace, Professor. Salty was banned days ago.
Professor says "Why doesn't Salty come out here and defend himself?" [prof inserts a few immature smiley icons].
Say, you're not that long haired big-eared guy from Univ of Colorado are you? Nah, most likely a flunkout teaching "politics" in 4th grade at Miami public schools. "Now children, Bill Clinton was a great man and it's ok not to have non-sex in a sexual relationship blah blah..."
WHOA! Did I see this right??!! Our ass-kicking, big-stick-carrying, bad-ass, butt busting leader telling the professor he "loves him"? Jezz, you guys need to get a room