what patients say during a colonoscopy
What patients say during Colonoscopies
>>Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite
>>humorous..... A physician claims that the following are actual comments
>>made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
>>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
>>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>>5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
>>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
>>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if y ou find my dignity."
>>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>>12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
>>And thebest one of all...
>>13. "Could you please write a note for my wife, saying that my head is not