Surely A Large Human
Date registered: Jun 2006
Vehicle: '08 C219
Location: Between Earth and Mars
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One guy I work with is ate up with Army of Darkness quotes...he finds it a lot more amusing than I do.
It's hard to narrow down all the quotes to just one favorite...the mood I'm in today though, 40 Year Old Virgin has some of the best snippets.
"I'm not a doctor or anything, but if she's got a kid who has a kid, I'm pretty sure she's a grandma.
"Everybody dick looks big on a 60-inch TV. My sister's dick look big on TV."
"You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game."
"You gotta wait 'til the seed grows into a plant. Then you fuck the plant."