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Oh, after waitin' carpet, maybe knock at the bloody Dorothy Lamour agonisin' minutes I found a sugar and spice duck 'n' dive bay and me lil' twist n twirl and I 'ad a mother's pearly gate bowl of chalk 'round on the warmest day of the year so far, wif purdey's for me and a blueberry winecooler for 'er, amongst the 'eady scent of the broad drifts of daffodils and narcissi.

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Oh, after waitin' carpet, maybe knock at the bloody Dorothy Lamour agonisin' minutes I found a sugar and spice duck 'n' dive bay and me lil' twist n twirl and I 'ad a mother's pearly gate bowl of chalk 'round on the warmest day of the year so far, wif purdey's for me and a blueberry winecooler for 'er, amongst the 'eady scent of the broad drifts of daffodils and narcissi.

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you know tk the funny thing is i read the rats post then your post ,i wanna thank you for translating it for me . i couldnt understand a fuckin word of his post.
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"you know tk the funny thing is i read the rats post then your post ,i wanna thank you for translating it for me . i couldnt understand a fuckin word of his post."

Hey porky pig-fucker, you have trouble reading or writing 'fuckin' English at the best of times you retard.
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Any way...I am in the process of eradication and it snowed the other day so I was able to see the rat tracks. I now know, it ain't just my house. It's the entire subdivision. How do I know this? Rat tracks in the snow are a series of paw prints with a single line in between them because the rat drags his tail. Like so...

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Now that we all know this, DR, I am forced to question the rodent in your sig line. Notice the upswept tail. I suggest that this pis might be more appropriate.

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Hey porky pig-fucker, you have trouble reading or writing 'fuckin' English at the best of times you retard.

Talk about slow on the uptake, have you not noticed in the last couple of days where you continue to rag on DK and his wife it is making DK more endearing to folks here, you have not picked up on this at all? You are not the worth the time it takes to post this.
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how to Eradicate Rats

1 catch 5 live Rats
2 place in a barrel so they cant escape
3 wait 3 to 5 days
when there is only one rat left alive and he has consumed the other rats , release him,
4 repeat procedure 2 to 3 times soon your rats will vanish .
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Talk about slow on the uptake, have you not noticed in the last couple of days where you continue to rag on DK and his wife it is making DK more endearing to folks here, you have not picked up on this at all? You are not the worth the time it takes to post this.
relax Robert his true persona is shining through.
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Talk about slow on the uptake, have you not noticed in the last couple of days where you continue to rag on DK and his wife it is making DK more endearing to folks here, you have not picked up on this at all? You are not the worth the time it takes to post this.
Did I start the smart-mouth comments in this thread, or any of the previous exchanges? Do your homework and then shut the fuck up. Some might say it's admirable that you stick-up for a retard, but you run the risk of being perceived in the same way, in addition to being a bragging homophobic hypocrite. Take your own advice and mind your own business.
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