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post #11 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-10-2007, 01:15 PM
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Most important of all....how far would I need to drive/walk to get some ass? I'm not into animals either like most of you farm boys....
well the farm half a mile down has a mule . my neighbour is an ass.
is that what your looking for
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well the farm half a mile down has a mule . my neighbour is an ass.
is that what your looking for
Is your neighbor hot and between 18-25 years old? If she is then I'm coming this summer...
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i like to tenderize my meat with the tires of the truck first.
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Is your neighbor hot and between 18-25 years old? If she is then I'm coming this summer...
hot wow he gets so fuckin hot you can see the smoke coming from his ears .

i think hes closer to 60

hes got a daughter , shed be collage age now
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OK, dklein, you can have Kamil over but you have to take care of him, he's family. Make sure that you don't offer him any manual labor and please don't send him to the outhouse to clean it up. You can show him how you tie up pigs and make them have babies but I will not pay for child support for anyone of them looking like Kamil. Please don't sell those pigs or some known stalker in here might want to buy them just to get back at me.

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why your welcome any time to stay for a couple of days there always room in the barn for another animal!
kudos, dk, I think that's the funniest thing I've read of your posts....

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kudos, dk, I think that's the funniest thing I've read of your posts....
well if hes coming i guess i hafta get some special feed for him
anyone know what a kamil eats
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OK, dklein, you can have Kamil over but you have to take care of him, he's family. Make sure that you don't offer him any manual labor and please don't send him to the outhouse to clean it up. You can show him how you tie up pigs and make them have babies but I will not pay for child support for anyone of them looking like Kamil. Please don't sell those pigs or some known stalker in here might want to buy them just to get back at me.

ok so how did you get a kamil into the family lineage any ways?

why my sisters first cousin had a freind whose nephew was black
they figured there was one in the wood pile but someplace but a kamil??

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Is your neighbor hot and between 18-25 years old? If she is then I'm coming this summer...
I am too!

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