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Well I just talked to two girlfriends of mine and got advice...this bitch is really playing games.....
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Ok, here is the quick situation...can you guys tell me how to handle it?

Well, for the last 2 months I have been hanging out with this girl. She is always with me in school, we eat lunch together everyday, we have sex together, we kiss, we go out to bars, we go to the movies etc. Since I have been hanging out with this girl all the time, my girlfriend and I broke it off a few days ago (no biggie). Anyway, this new girl seems kind of jealous when I check out other girls so I know she cares for me. Well, today she told me that she does like me but she is not attached!! That kind of hurt after she said it, especially since we have been together ALL the time. Is there any way to test out whether she really likes me or if she is playing some type of game on me? By the way, she always initiates physical contact with me when we are together. During our studies in the library I try to keep it professional but then she'll always manage to figure out a way to grab me or something to that effect.

So, what is a good way to make her jealous or test out whether she is full of crap? Anybody ever have anything like this happen where they were getting attached to a girl but she was just playing it cool?

Help! Let's be serious too, I'm kind of hurt in a strange way. I'm definitely not used to this....

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Does she suck your cock? If so, then right before you off your viscous load, hold the back of her head and shove your 3" appendage down her throat. No matter how much she gags or how hard she bites, spray it down her throat. She'll know how much you respect her when you're done.

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Pour gasoline all over yourself and give her a book of matches. If she ignites its over, if she doesn't, she's a keeper.
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