Forum Administrator RC Colas® & Moon Pies®
Date registered: Oct 2006
Vehicle: 1981 380SL 151K: 2001 E320 4Matic Estate 147K: 2008 E350 Sport 4Matic 120K: 2005 S500 116K
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
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1. Borrow a car without power door locks. (This didn't used to be part of the test but they're a fact of life in most cars anymore.)
2. Park it at the curb and lock the doors.
3. Bring her to the car, unlock her door and close it for her after she is in the car.
4. Walk around BEHIND the car.
Here's the test.
While you are behind the car, watch through the rear window to see if she reaches across to unlock your door.
If she does, she's a keeper.
If she doesn't, fuck her in the ass, cum in her mouth and drop her off for the last time because she's not worth any further effort.
This test is 100% accurate.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?