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2 high school buddies seen each other for the first time in 10 years. Tom was telling Gerald about his wife.
TOM: I tell ya, Jerry. She's the perfect woman!
GERALD: Well, you were always popular in school. I bet she has gorgeous dark hair, deep blue eyes and big tits!
TOM: No, she's a deaf mute with a tight ass and no teeth.

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Women are only good for carrying semen from the bed to the bathroom.



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See, leave it too BNZ to show us the sensitive and caring side of marriage.
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Why is the Bride always smiling in the wedding photos?

She knows she's given her last blow job.



Sorry about the but it seemed to fit this thread.

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